My Resturant Ideas Chain Stores somehow to as Many Worlds as Possible

Hapiness Shots

-people who despair a lot
-get happines shots frm this
-a feeling of happiness lasting a few hours once a day

Turning in the New Parents of Jesus

-new parents of Jesus
-me and a youngish woman like Judith Habgood
-a slightly pathetic,bullied,dreamy slightly dorky woman
-in this case
-I create her in a time re-write
-she was about 23 around the year1AD
-bullied and mis-treated quite a bit
-a social outcast and bitter
-no friends
-I use my infinite magic power
-to create her
-send me back in time to appear in her bed early in the morning back in Isreal
-I have a sort of Green Lantern ring on my finger
-I project a shot of my Blogs-roughly
-ask her or force her to have sex with me
-drowning the sounds of her if needed
-she lives alone
-my body gets her pregnant
-I leave her later in the morning
-she still remembers me
-I appeared in bed first clothed with her
-I leave a red graze strange permanant mark on her cheek
-as sort of proof
-I will to return
-I and her are now the physical parents of Jesus
-I use my high magic
-to erase Mary and Joseph
-and I will my magic when I am sending myself back in time to cause the male child to be just like Jesus and the child to be the new Messiah
-she gets the thrill of being the mother of the Son of God
-my magic does what is necessary to make this real
-this is the early morning after the Internet news football player Israel----had been fired from the team
-if possible I go right back to the 'first Universe' and any future incarnation is the same
-this Post is on my Blog i show